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"Yes, I'll have a medium I-wish-I-was-sleeping coffee and the What-happens-at-the-airport-stays-at-the-airport donut."
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RT @rejectedjokes: If you see a photo of @joshgroban in a playbill and click your heels three times, he will magically appear behind you. h…
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@glennstantonact @united It's very strange. Southwest 4eva
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RT @AKwritenow: Friends: I love my new job. They're setting up a 401K for me.

Me: Should I eat my McChicken or my McDouble first?
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